Sonny Smith: 100 Records

Sonny,
Dude,
My buddy just played your record for me up in Portland last week.
I’m back at home in the Headlands now, and I nearly shit my dick when I found out all 500 copies are gone. Got an extra one layin around?
Gimme the Cream!

Hey you Sonny Smith, I enjoy your music quite a bit. I noticed this 100 records situation and thought it might be fun for you to hear about some of the bands I’m in, theoretically. Theres a lot of them so I don’t have much time to practice or play out. I make sure that when I’m at fancy dinners that I drum on wine glasses and clink butter knifes. When I buy Bart cards I also press the button extra and it sounds just like “I got the power” by Snap!. I just got out of work and I’m drunk but at this moment it seems completely reasonable to share this information with you.
Ruthie

Women Bloopers

Stripper Audition

Millionaire Buddhists

Camo Witch

Homeless Hat

Bear Guitar (leather daddy band) (instead of “air guitar”)

Ask Doctor Hell

Cunt School

Phantom Vibrations

Emotional Lazers

Pastry Pose

Statik Kilng On
It will stop you

Midnight Massaganist
Album Title: Sleep Puncher

Flex Education (hip hop/ aerobics)
Alum title
“dissguys”
“deezguys”
“disguys”

Cumbrella
“Purple Pain”

Total Nun

Puke Suits – Ska Band

Sober Rave

Jordan Catallano

ALBUM NAMES

Bad Butts
Space Orange
Teenage Chickens
Friday Privates
A Very Fucked Moment
Some Dice

SONG NAMES
Chinese Food Level
Glowstick Situations
Available Wind
Magic Babe
Hot Crab
Mr.Meat
Wigger Girlfriend
Brain Eclipse
I know the muffin man
Petunia hole
Taste my finger
Cigarette Mashed Potatoes

LYRICS
Those balls are basically applesauce. They look like somebody spilt something.

Sitting in bed, waiting for two day old fake eyelashes to fall off, eating poprocks and vicodin, the world is ok.
(The song has birds chirping and crackle and fizzing”